11.10.15: I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR [SATURDAY MORNING]

When: Saturday, early as hell
Where: Starkville
What: Bammer


Ladies and gentlemen, this is it. Our biggest game of the year. The season, like the tailgate, has had some ups and downs. We lost to two teams we should have beaten. We've had to replace a generator and a satellite dish this year, etc. Neither has had the same electric feel we experienced so many times last year. Saturday is the day we change that.

We (KL members) have done a terrible job of getting to the J early. Arriving to the tailgate 3 hours before the game is not conducive to the rowdy atmosphere we enjoyed so much last year. Also, this Saturday SEC Nation will be broadcasting live from the J at 9:00 a.m. Last Saturday I viewed portions of their broadcast from a vastly inferior school a few miles to the North (before I vomited). This other school happens to have the most severely overrated tailgating scene in America. I mean they don't even allow amplified music. Midway through their broadcast there were many, many tents in the lowered position without anyone around. This will not be us Saturday.

To remedy the late arrival issue and to ensure the J is not a deserted wasteland in the background of SEC Nation, I am pleased to announce and cordially invite each of you to attend breakfast and booze at Kang's Landing. We will have a bloody mary bar, a mimosa station, and breakfast catered by both Chick-fil-a and The Biscuit Shop.

We will also have a full lunch at KL this week, with finger sandwiches and other food in addition to the usual chicken nuggets order. Note the booze will be limited to breakfast drinks and everyone should plan to bring beer, etc. for the rest of the day as you normally would.

The food is provided so that there is no excuse to not come to the tailgate as early as possible. Please complete the survey below so we ensure we have enough food.

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Schedule:
7:30 a.m. - wake your ass up
8:00 a.m. - tailgate setup begins
8:30 a.m. - Breakfast and booze is served. Arrive at the tailgate. SEC Nation broadcast starts. Don't make us look like little bitch boys.
11:00 a.m. - intoxication sets in
12:00 noon - lunch served
12:30 p.m. - dawg walk
2:00 p.m. - leave for the game
2:30 p.m. - game time

Of course, Friday nights in Starkville are awesome. We have our first real basketball game Friday night. The drive from [insert any town here] takes a few hours and it isn't easy to get their early. But this is the last game this season for many of us. Buck the fuck up and get out to the J.

Thx, GL BOL,
Adam